Pure Teen Fun

Sad but true….Last night around 4am on top of a Metropolis skyscraper; an enraged Superman went berserk and killed Supergirl in a jealous fit of rage by shoving a Kryptonite suppository up her super-sweet ass… It turns out that he got back from an outer-space mission only to return and discover that his trusted cousin [...]

While professional porn is what all the adult actor’s and actresses aspire to…we live in a world now where with all the cams and video shows around people have found it easy to make their own porn movies in greater numbers than ever before. Personally I find it actually hotter to see xxx amateur nudes [...]

So Im at the mall today and figure I will stop in the food-fair for a bite to eat.  While there I once more got to experience the sheer ignorance of today’s youth… j There’s some mid-thirties woman ordering a hot dog at Orange Julius and she is dressed like a total slut….skirt that is [...]

Watching Public Defamation was like some surreal acid trip after watching National Lampoon’s Road Trip or something…I mean, I dunno everybody’s got their like kink or whatever you wanna call it, but all the leather and the sets for this movie, it was just so out there man especially when they say public…I guess they [...]

Holy Coca-Cola It’s Lola Batman…yknow I saw some stats a week or so ago and evidently (and I’m not sure if this is a good thing, a bad thing or a who the hell cares thing) one of the top rising niches in porn is she-male movies/pics.  Not transvestites (dudes wearing dresses) but the whole [...]

Some people (anal-retentive, humorless no fun types) often say that when you leave childhood you should leave your toys and other childish things behind you. These sexy swingers show that some toys can remain and stand the tests of time and age…they just get different uses and I guess can’t be called childish things cos [...]

Yknow people generally seem to think that the best porn comes from sets and big name photographers, video techs, and studios.  While gloss, glamor, airbrushing and casting for super-sluts do have a lot to do with aesthetic appeal I overheard a couple truckers talking the other night and there is evidently an untapped alternative gold-mine [...]

So I finally went to see the movie House Bunny starring Anna Faris a babe who even though a milf based on playboy standards instead of a tween is worthy of being in a PinkandPerfect.com spread herself.  If you don’t know what it’s about; 27 year old playboy bunny finds herself out on the street [...]

So the Republican Convention is over, all the hookers who have spent the last four days in Saint Paul, Minnesota are on their way back to the real cities and no big surprise to anyone John McCain is the Republican Nominee for President… The real surprise was his running mate and choice for Vice President [...]

Well even though the title is Im fucked, this review wont fuck  it up more.  Instead it actually gets a rousing and arousing recommendation.  My only problem was…you have this many sluts…and yeah these chicks are major sluts big-time, and this many scenes..they could have saved some money and made a better movie by just [...]